LEGALESE This is not a solicitation to buy a security. Any such solicitation must be accompanied by documentation and disclosures specified under the Securities and Exchange Act of 1934 Amended.Nothing in this site should be considered to be providing tax, financial, or legal advice.
REGULAR LANGUAGE DirtiCoin isn’t a security. If it were, the securities laws of the USA wouldn’t permit us to provide it to you without a whole lot of additional documentation and legal filings. We aren’t financial advisors. We aren’t getting down to brass tacks of a sale here. If we were, we would have to talk prices, terms, and conditions. Before you decide if you want to store your wealth in DirtiCoin it is probably a good idea to talk to a qualified financial advisor.
LEGALESE DirtiCoin is NOT a bank product and it is NOT insured by the FDIC. DirtiCoin MAY lose value.
REGULAR LANGUAGE The Company isn’t a bank. So, DirtiCoin isn’t a bank product. If we were a bank we might have FDIC insurance to protect a portion of your wealth against loss due to the collapse of our company. Of course, FDIC insurance doesn’t keep your wealth safe from volatility or inflation. DirtiCoin is not bullet-proof. I may lose value. At some points in time it will lose value, at least temporarily.
Legal Disclaimer
REGULAR LANGUAGE This whole website is designed to educate you and influence you to convert your wealth into DirtiCoin. The world is constantly changing, so some information may not be up to date. We do our best to update it, but we don’t always succeed. This isn’t a contract. We aren’t giving you professional advice on anything.
LEGALESE DirtiCoinMinting, LLC (the Company, DCM, we) does not guarantee, and accepts no legal liability whatsoever arising from or connected to, the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of any material contained in this website. Potential customers, clients, investors, or partners should seek appropriate independent professional advice prior to relying on or entering any commitment or transaction based on material published in this website, which material is purely published for reference purposes alone.
REGULAR LANGUAGE You should always get advice from qualified experts before deciding what to do with your wealth. If you invest a million bucks and lose a million bucks it is your million bucks, not ours. Yep. The lawyers really hate it when we put it that bluntly. It is the same thing everyone looking to work with your wealth says. They just hide it behind the legalese. We strive for transparency, instead of hiding behind weasel wording. Er, I mean legalese.
LEGALESE This website does not constitute a prospectus or offer document of any sort and is not intended to constitute an offer of securities or a solicitation for investment in securities in any jurisdiction. The Company does not provide an opinion on any advice to purchase, sell, or otherwise transact with tokenized real estate assets and the fact of presentation of this whitepaper or website shall not form the basis of, or be relied upon about, any contract or investment decision. No person is bound to enter into any contract or binding legal commitment in relation to the sale and purchase of tokenized real estate assets, and no cryptocurrency or other forms of payment is to be accepted based on this whitepaper or website.
REGULAR LANGUAGE If the SEC decides that DirtiCoin is a security, we can’t stop them. They want to tame the crypto world. So, they don’t really care if we are right or wrong.
Disclaimer of Liability
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The information, software, products, and services included in or available through the DirtiCoin web site may include inaccuracies or typographical errors. Changes are periodically added to the information herein. DirtiCoin and/or its suppliers may make improvements and/or changes in the DirtiCoin web site at any time. Advice received via the DirtiCoin web site should not be relied upon for personal, medical, legal or financial decisions and you should consult an appropriate professional for specific advice tailored to your situation. DirtiCoin and/or its suppliers make no representations about the suitability, reliability, availability, timeliness, and accuracy of the information, software, products, services and related graphics contained on the DirtiCoin web site for any purpose. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, all such information, software, products, services and related graphics are provided “as is” without warranty or condition of any kind. DirtiCoin and/or its suppliers hereby disclaim all warranties and conditions with regard to this information, software, products, services and related graphics, including all implied warranties or conditions of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title and non-infringement. To the maximum extent permitted by applicable law, in no event shall DirtiCoin and/or its suppliers be liable for any direct, indirect, punitive, incidental, special, consequential damages or any damages whatsoever including, without limitation, damages for loss of use, data or profits, arising out of or in any way connected with the use or performance of the DirtiCoin web site, with the delay or inability to use the DirtiCoin web site or related services, the provision of or failure to provide services, or for any information, software, products, services and related graphics obtained through the DirtiCoin web site, or otherwise arising out of the use of the DirtiCoin web site, whether based on contract, tort, negligence, strict liability or otherwise, even if DirtiCoin or any of its suppliers has been advised of the possibility of damages. Because some states/jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitation may not apply to you. If you are dissatisfied with any portion of the DirtiCoin web site, or with any of these terms of use, your sole and exclusive remedy is to discontinue using the DirtiCoin web site.
REGULAR LANGUAGE This is another way of saying that if you lose a million dollars, it is your loss, not ours. Of course, if you stored a million dollars with us and somehow lost it, we would feel really bad about it. It would definitely not be good either for you, or us. Our whole focus is to make money by protecting and growing your wealth. So, if you lose that wealth, it bothers us too.
Forward-looking Statements
LEGALESE This website includes forward-looking statements and projections into the future. These forward-looking statements are typically subject to the influences of one or more risk factors that may or may not be identified in this document. Every potential customer, client, investor, or partner should be aware that actual results may vary significantly from the statements made. Moreover, the Company does not assume responsibility for the accuracy and completeness of such forward-looking statements; nor is the Company obligated to update any such statements for any reason, even if new information becomes available or other events occur in the future. It is important to note that the actual results or activities or actual events or conditions could differ materially from those projected in such forward-looking statements.
REGULAR LANGUAGE Only God can say for certain what is happening in the future. We aren’t God. He hasn’t told us what is coming. Like everyone else, we look at the way things are going. We make our plans and implement them. We hope that our efforts will produce the results we want. However, it has been said that if you want to make God laugh, tell him, “I have a plan.” On a more mundane level, General George S Patton is credited with saying that no battle plan ever survives the first contact with the enemy. That is a long way of saying that no one, not even us, can give you any guarantee that things will turn out the way we want.
LEGALESE The Company, its subsidiaries, directors, officers, employees as well as any and all strategic partners mentioned, or not mentioned, within this website, cannot be held liable for the use of and reliance on the opinions, estimates, forecasts, and findings in this document.
REGULAR LANGUAGE Building DirtiCoin and this site involved a lot of people. Running the Company will also involve a lot of people. Additionally, we did a lot of research along the way. We cite a lot of that (see some of that below in Works Cited). This says that if things don’t go like we want them to you can’t blame us or them.
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