DirtiCoin disclaimers are a necessary, and boring, requirement. Disclaimers are required to protect you and DirtiCoin from misunderstandings. Works Cited refers to some of the research and reference cited throughout this website. That means this page is filled with dry legalese. We like to put things in simple terms everyone can understand. However, our attorneys threatened to walk out if we didn’t say things here their way. So, here you have it. Enjoy it, if you can. You may also find it fun to look at our frequently asked questions (FAQs) page.
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This is not an offer to sell securities. Any offering must be accompanied by documentation required by the securities laws of the USA. DirtiCoinMinting is not a financial advisor. This is not an offer to sell DirtiCoin. Before buying DirtiCoin you should review the DirtiCoin Disclosures and Risks and consult with a qualified financial advisor.
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DirtiCoin isn’t a security. If it were, the securities laws of the USA wouldn’t permit us to sell it to you without a whole lot of additional documentation and legal filings. We aren’t financial advisors. We aren’t getting down to brass tacks of a sale here. If we were, we would have to talk prices, terms, and conditions. Before you decide if you want to store your wealth in DirtiCoin it is probably a good idea to talk to a qualified financial advisor.
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DirtiCoin is NOT a bank product and it is NOT insured by the FDIC. DirtiCoin MAY lose value.
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The Company isn’t a bank. So, DirtiCoin isn’t a bank product. If we were a bank we might have FDIC insurance to protect a portion of your wealth against loss due to the collapse of our company. Of course, FDIC insurance doesn’t keep your wealth safe from volatility or inflation. DirtiCoin is not bullet-proof. I may lose value. At some points in time it will lose value, at least temporarily.
Legal Disclaimer
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THIS CONTENTS OF THIS WEBSITE IS FOR INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. The information set forth may not be exhaustive and does not imply any elements of a contractual relationship. While we make every effort to ensure that any material in this website is accurate and up to date, such as products, services, technical architecture, or timelines, such material could be subject to change without notice and in no way constitutes a binding agreement or the provision of professional advice.
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This whole website is designed to educate you and influence you to convert your wealth into DirtiCoin. The world is constantly changing, so some information may not be up to date. We do our best to update it, but we don’t always succeed. This isn’t a contract. We aren’t giving you professional advice on anything.
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DirtiCoinMinting, LLC (the Company, DCM, we) does not guarantee, and accepts no legal liability whatsoever arising from or connected to, the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of any material contained in this website. Potential customers, clients, investors, or partners should seek appropriate independent professional advice prior to relying on or entering any commitment or transaction based on material published in this website, which material is purely published for reference purposes alone.
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You should always get advice from qualified experts before deciding what to do with your wealth. If you invest a million bucks and lose a million bucks it is your million bucks, not ours. Yep. The lawyers really hate it when we put it that bluntly. It is the same thing everyone looking to work with your wealth says. They just hide it behind the legalese. We strive for transparency, instead of hiding behind weasel wording. Er, I mean legalese.
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This website does not constitute a prospectus or offer document of any sort and is not intended to constitute an offer of securities or a solicitation for investment in securities in any jurisdiction. The Company does not provide an opinion on any advice to purchase, sell, or otherwise transact with tokenized real estate assets and the fact of presentation of this whitepaper or website shall not form the basis of, or be relied upon about, any contract or investment decision. No person is bound to enter into any contract or binding legal commitment in relation to the sale and purchase of tokenized real estate assets, and no cryptocurrency or other forms of payment is to be accepted based on this whitepaper or website.
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If the SEC decides that DirtiCoin is a security, we can’t stop them. They want to tame the crypto world. So, they don’t really care if we are right or wrong.
Because of that, we have to make it clear that if DirtiCoin were a security, we would have to give you a prospectus. The prospectus is supposed to tell you all about the security, especially the risks. Most securities print the prospectus as a pamphlet using print that is so small many folks can read it without glasses. Most folks who buy securities don’t read the prospectus. They should, but seldom do. But, that satisfies the SEC folks. Our website and DirtiCoin whitepaper don’t contain all the information necessary to qualify as a prospectus for a security. If the SEC decides to call us that, we will have to create a prospectus for you. You won’t have to read it, but it will be there to make the SEC feel good and to cover our butts with them.
Disclaimer of Liability
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To the maximum extent permitted by applicable laws, regulatory requirements or rules, the Company shall not be liable for any direct, special, incidental, consequential or other losses of any kind, in tort, contract or otherwise (including but not limited to loss of revenue, income or profits, and loss of use or data), arising out of or in connection with any acceptance of or reliance on this website or any part thereof by you.
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This is another way of saying that if you lose a million dollars, it is your loss, not ours. Of course, if you stored a million dollars with us and somehow lost it, we would feel really bad about it. It would definitely not be good either for you, or us. Our whole focus is to make money by protecting and growing your wealth. So, if you lose that wealth, it affects us too.
Forward-looking Statements
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This website includes forward-looking statements and projections into the future. These forward-looking statements are typically subject to the influences of one or more risk factors that may or may not be identified in this document. Every potential customer, client, investor, or partner should be aware that actual results may vary significantly from the statements made. Moreover, the Company does not assume responsibility for the accuracy and completeness of such forward-looking statements; nor is the Company obligated to update any such statements for any reason, even if new information becomes available or other events occur in the future. It is important to note that the actual results or activities or actual events or conditions could differ materially from those projected in such forward-looking statements.
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Only God can say for certain what is happening in the future. We aren’t God. He hasn’t told us what is coming. Like everyone else, we look at the way things are going. We make our plans and implement them. We hope that our efforts will produce the results we want. However, it has been said that if you want to make God laugh, tell him, “I have a plan.” On a more mundane level, General George S Patton is credited with saying that no battle plan ever survives the first contact with the enemy. That is a long way of saying that no one, not even us, can give you any guarantee that things will turn out the way we want.
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The Company, its subsidiaries, directors, officers, employees as well as any and all strategic partners mentioned, or not mentioned, within this website, cannot be held liable for the use of and reliance on the opinions, estimates, forecasts, and findings in this document.
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Building DirtiCoin and this site involved a lot of people. Running the Company will also involve a lot of people. Additionally, we did a lot of research along the way. We cite a lot of that (see some of that below in Works Cited). This says that if things don’t go like we want them to you can’t blame us or them.
